Thursday, July 21, 2011

Wendi Teng

A great British tradition of creamy plate full hurling was maintained when Murdoch nearly took one in the hooter near the end of his long interrogation by MPs.
This billionaire media tycoon, powerful old fellow in the world, appeared in the public assembly of our ancient, satirical isles and found himself under attack by the custard pie. The assailant, a scruffy chap, had not reckoned with Wendi Deng, the third Mrs. Murdoch who was sitting behind her husband throughout the hearing, maintaining the elegant poise of a CX stewardess. From side to side did she lean her long hair, lean-necked, devotion in fuchsia. Then, in the last dibs, she leapt into action in matters of Milliseconds, right claw coming down swiftly hard in the direction of Matey in the lumberjack shirt, faster than anyt cameras could catch!
Wendi Teng is the fierce Chinese Kung Fu Crouching Tiger!


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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Remembering Bruce Lee

In 1972, there was one interview on Bruce Lee, who used to make some jokes and then showed a bit Kung Fu to all the people watching on the TV hottest programme EYT (Enjoy Yourself Tonight) ...Some time he brought his 6 years old son Brandon Lee as well.
Bruce started the story with his funny action in front of us.
Well there is there men who happened in one day to meet in a place for discussion on their Kung Fu, shooting and Japanese sword.


There was an American dressed up like a cowboy, who put up a pistol and shot at a Fly, The fly was killed!
Then came a Samurai who pulledl out his Sword and chopped onto a flying fly, the fly was cut off into two pieces! Dead of course!
People applaused!
Then came a Chinese thin man, who used his Chinese Sword and swung onto a fly I the air...in less than half a second, but the fly still managed to fly away! Though look a bit slower!
And people was shocked!!! Simply because it seemed the Chinese man had missed to kill the fly... Bruce Lee grinned, "Well! In fact, It has been just castrated!

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