Wendi Teng

A great British tradition of creamy plate full hurling was maintained when Murdoch nearly took one in the hooter near the end of his long interrogation by MPs.
This billionaire media tycoon, powerful old fellow in the world, appeared in the public assembly of our ancient, satirical isles and found himself under attack by the custard pie. The assailant, a scruffy chap, had not reckoned with Wendi Deng, the third Mrs. Murdoch who was sitting behind her husband throughout the hearing, maintaining the elegant poise of a CX stewardess. From side to side did she lean her long hair, lean-necked, devotion in fuchsia. Then, in the last dibs, she leapt into action in matters of Milliseconds, right claw coming down swiftly hard in the direction of Matey in the lumberjack shirt, faster than anyt cameras could catch!
Wendi Teng is the fierce Chinese Kung Fu Crouching Tiger!

HK Snob